First dates can be a real drain of Energy. Best to have a Battery back-up.

Separation of Church & State? Yeah, sure, but first lets keep Religion & Nutrition away from each other.

Sure, we’re proud of our kids when they hit the winning basket or make the honor roll. But do we really need to get all Paul Revere about it? (Yes, if you're the one writing this story.)

Dating is a trip…through a jagged, rusty tunnel littered with sharp objects, disappointment and regret. There’s also a downside.

Need some quick advice on having a baby? Avoid dating serial killers and use the Windex sparingly.

Come and hear a cautionary tale of Super Bowl jewelry, Easter hams, dangerous cocoa, urban decay and Texas prison cuisine. Let me take your mind on a ride…leaving Detroit in the rear view mirror.

Allow me take to you on a magical ride where you'll meet rock stars, see-saw scoundrels, toking grandmothers and spine-cracking railroad operators. All aboard!

When you're so busy posting every thought on Facebook, who has time to actually break-up anymore? Breaking up is (not so) hard to do for members of the social media generation.

Come with me on a shopping trip with Care Bears, Charles Manson, very dangerous desserts, future kings and wörds with löts öf umlauts. The store is open!

Today we put Baby Naming under a high-powered microscope...or at least under one of those cheap, plastic magnifying glasses you get when you put a quarter into a vending machine, turn the handle 360 degrees and wait for an impossible-to-open plastic egg to fall through the metal flap.

When you own a Dachshund, it's best to invest in a Liver factory...or be prepared to suffer the fate of a shaving brush.

Assaulting children's dolls from the 80's has become a time-honored tradition at business schools across America. In my mind.